1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,837 Crypt Keeper: I LOOK INTO THE FUTURE, MY DARLINGS, 2 00:00:04,304 --> 00:00:08,391 AND FOR YOU I SEE SOMETHING GROTESQUE. 3 00:00:08,892 --> 00:00:13,346 IT WILL SICKEN AND DISGUST YOU. 4 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:17,350 IT'S ME! [LAUGHS MANIACALLY] 5 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:22,856 TONIGHT'S TALE IS A SICKENING STAB AT SUSPENSE 6 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:26,359 ABOUT A GOLD DIGGER WHO WANTED BIG BUCKS 7 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:29,863 TO BUY BAUBLES AND BANGLES. 8 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,365 LOOK OUT, CATHY. 9 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:36,369 I SEE YOU JUST MIGHT BUY THE BIG ONE. 10 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:37,871 [CHUCKLES] 11 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:38,371 [CHUCKLES] 12 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:54,387 Woman, Hungarian accent: THE DOOR IS OPEN. 13 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:54,938 Woman, Hungarian accent: THE DOOR IS OPEN. 14 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:02,896 ARE YOU MADAME VORNA? 15 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,898 I HEARD YOU COULD TELL THE FUTURE. 16 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:07,901 SHE HEARD CORRECTLY, DIDN'T SHE, TROTSKY? 17 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:09,402 [RUFF] 18 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:10,904 I DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS STUFF, 19 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:12,405 BUT IF IT DOESN'T GO OVER MY LUNCH HOUR, 20 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:13,406 WHAT THE HELL? 21 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,408 YES, DARLING, WHAT THE HELL? 22 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:18,912 THE FEE IS $2O. YOU PAY IN ADVANCE. 23 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,413 20 BUCKS. 24 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:24,417 WHAT DO YOU USE? TAROT CARDS? 25 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:27,420 I HAVE WHAT PEOPLE CALL THE SECOND SIGHT. 26 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:28,922 I USE MYSELF AND YOU. 27 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,424 I READ YOUR VIBRATIONS. 28 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,425 SIT DOWN. 29 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,310 MY WHAT? 30 00:01:34,310 --> 00:01:37,097 IMAGINE THAT I AM AN EMPTY VESSEL 31 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,099 AND YOUR PSYCHIC ENERGY, 32 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,601 YOUR SPIRIT, FILLS ME UP. 33 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:42,852 SHALL WE? 34 00:01:42,852 --> 00:01:42,852 SHALL WE? 35 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:50,693 AHH... 36 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:53,163 YOU ARE A WORKING GIRL, AREN'T YOU? 37 00:01:53,663 --> 00:01:57,333 A SECRETARY, WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY. 38 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,586 TYPE, TYPE, TYPE, TYPE, TYPE. 39 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:02,505 BUT THAT'S NOT THE PLAN, IS IT? 40 00:02:02,505 --> 00:02:05,508 ALL YOUR LIFE YOU HAVE DESIRED TO MARRY WELL, 41 00:02:05,508 --> 00:02:08,511 TO MARRY FOR MONEY, BUT YOUR CHANCE NEVER CAME. 42 00:02:08,511 --> 00:02:12,015 SO, YOU KEEP WORKING, HOPING TO MEET MR. RIGHT, 43 00:02:12,515 --> 00:02:15,468 OR SHOULD I SAY MR. RICH? 44 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:16,970 NOT BAD. 45 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:20,023 WELL, TODAY, YOU'LL LOSE YOUR JOB. 46 00:02:20,023 --> 00:02:22,809 MY BOSS IS OUT OF TOWN. 47 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:24,777 THERE'S NO WAY I COULD GET FIRED--NOT TODAY. 48 00:02:24,777 --> 00:02:26,696 YOU JUST MADE A BIG MISTAKE. 49 00:02:26,696 --> 00:02:29,649 IN THIS AREA, I DON'T EVEN MAKE SMALL ONES. 50 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:30,650 I TELL YOU MORE. 51 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:34,654 BY THE END OF TODAY, YOU HAVE A NEW JOB. 52 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,990 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NUTS. 53 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,491 MY LUNCH HOUR'S ALMOST UP. 54 00:02:38,491 --> 00:02:42,495 I'M OUT OF HERE. THANKS FOR NOTHING. 55 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:42,495 I'M OUT OF HERE. THANKS FOR NOTHING. 56 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:47,000 [TROTSKY BARKING] 57 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,501 Madame Vorna: TROTSKY! GET OVER HERE! 58 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:49,502 [GROWLING] 59 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,004 TROTSKY-- [SPEAKS HUNGARIAN] 60 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:52,005 GET OFF ME. 61 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:52,005 GET OFF ME. 62 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:56,009 SALLY, MADAME VORNA WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. 63 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,011 SHE WAS A REAL QUACK. 64 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,014 SHE WENT INTO THIS BIZARRO ACT 65 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:05,018 AND SPOUTED OFF THAT CLAYTON WAS GOING TO FIRE ME TODAY. 66 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:07,770 I TOLD HER THAT ASSHOLE'S NOT EVEN IN TOWN. 67 00:03:07,770 --> 00:03:12,942 ACTUALLY, MISS FINCH, THAT ASSHOLE CAME BACK UNEXPECTEDLY. 68 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:13,943 I'M SORRY, MR. CLAYTON. 69 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,945 NOW, MISS FINCH, I'M NOT THE KIND OF THIN-SKINNED BOSS 70 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:18,448 WHO GETS UPSET AT BEING CALLED A NASTY NAME. 71 00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:19,949 I'M NOT. 72 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:24,454 HOWEVER, THIS TIMECARD HERE 73 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:28,841 INDICATES YOU WENT TO LUNCH AT 12:00. 74 00:03:28,841 --> 00:03:29,759 YES, SIR. 75 00:03:29,759 --> 00:03:33,096 YOU KNOW WE ALLOW ONLY ONE HOUR FOR LUNCH HERE. 76 00:03:33,096 --> 00:03:34,847 OF COURSE, MR. CLAYTON. I'M AWARE OF THAT. 77 00:03:34,847 --> 00:03:36,799 WELL, YOU'RE FIRED, MISS FINCH. 78 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,186 IT'S NOW 1:25. PACK UP AND GET OUT NOW! 79 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:40,186 IT'S NOW 1:25. PACK UP AND GET OUT NOW! 80 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:46,392 YOU ARE NOT LAID OFF! YOU'RE FIRED! 81 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:49,896 I'M NOT FIRED! I QUIT, YOU CHEAP BASTARD! 82 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,397 YOU'LL NEVER REPLACE ME! 83 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,899 OH, NO, YOU'RE TOTALLY IRREPLACEABLE. 84 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:54,901 WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO CLOSE DOWN. 85 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,403 WHERE WILL IEVERFIND ANOTHER WAITRESS? 86 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,322 HEY, YOU! HEY! 87 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:02,575 WHAT, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 88 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:04,294 YOU WANT A JOB? 89 00:04:04,294 --> 00:04:04,294 YOU WANT A JOB? 90 00:04:09,549 --> 00:04:13,052 OK, SO YOU WERE RIGHT. I DID GET FIRED, 91 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:14,554 BUT IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID CLOCK. 92 00:04:14,554 --> 00:04:15,555 IT'S SLOW. 93 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,056 WELL, SO IT IS, 94 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:19,058 BUT YOU WEREN'T UNEMPLOYED FOR LONG, WERE YOU, DARLING? 95 00:04:19,058 --> 00:04:21,561 NO, I WASN'T. 96 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:24,063 EVERY EXIT IS AN ENTRANCE SOMEPLACE ELSE. 97 00:04:24,063 --> 00:04:25,398 RIGHT, TROTSKY? 98 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:28,601 THERE IS A NEW WIND BLOWING FOR YOU. 99 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,603 I SEE A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY 100 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:34,107 COMING INTO YOUR LIFE SOMEDAY. TRUST ME, DARLING. 101 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:37,110 BUT FIRST, I SEE A MAN IN BLACK, 102 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,612 AND YOU ARE IN WHITE NEXT TO HIM. 103 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:41,114 [GASPS] 104 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:44,117 IT IS YOUR WEDDING! AH HA HA HA! 105 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,619 NICE. CAN YOU TELL ME A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT THE MONEY? 106 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:48,121 I'M SORRY, DARLING. 107 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,124 THAT MAN WILL NOT BE WEALTHY AT THE TIME OF YOUR MARRIAGE. 108 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,625 OH, WELL, THEN FORGET ABOUT IT. 109 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,129 I'M NOT GONNA MARRY ANY JERK UNLESS HE'S LOADED ALREADY. 110 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:59,599 AND I'M TALKIN' BIG MONEY-- A YACHT, A MANSION... 111 00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:03,603 FURS, DIAMOND RINGS, MINK COATS-- 112 00:05:03,603 --> 00:05:07,106 BOATS AND COATS. WHAT ABOUT LOVE? 113 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:10,109 WELL, YEAH. THAT'S IMPORTANT, TOO. 114 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:11,110 NOT TO YOU. 115 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,112 YOU LOVE MONEY, DON'T YOU, CATHY? 116 00:05:13,112 --> 00:05:15,615 HOW WOULD I KNOW? I'VE NEVER HAD ANY. 117 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:19,118 SOON AFTER YOU ARE MARRIED, 118 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:20,903 YOUR MAN WILL INHERIT MONEY, 119 00:05:20,903 --> 00:05:25,908 A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY. IT WILL COME TO HIM 120 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,910 FROM SOMEONE NEAR AND DEAR TO HIM. 121 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:30,413 AFTER HE INHERITS THE MONEY, 122 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:33,416 HE WILL DIE... VIOLENTLY. 123 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:38,588 YOU MEAN I'M GOING TO BE A WIDOW, A RICH WIDOW? 124 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,506 YOU WILL MEET HIM TONIGHT. 125 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:45,511 A LARGE MAN WILL MAKE HIS APPROACH. 126 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:45,511 A LARGE MAN WILL MAKE HIS APPROACH. 127 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,015 I'M READY. 128 00:05:49,015 --> 00:05:49,015 I'M READY. 129 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,518 [BURLESQUE MUSIC PLAYING] 130 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:53,019 [BURLESQUE MUSIC PLAYING] 131 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,525 [MEN CAT-CALLING AND CLAPPING] 132 00:05:59,525 --> 00:05:59,525 [MEN CAT-CALLING AND CLAPPING] 133 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:04,530 Emcee: GENTLEMEN, LET'S GIVE A WARM WELCOME-- 134 00:06:04,530 --> 00:06:06,532 CAN I GET YOU GUYS ANYTHING ELSE? 135 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:10,036 TO OUR NEW WAITRESS, MISS CATHY FINCH! 136 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,038 [APPLAUSE] 137 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:13,539 Emcee: COME ON, BE WARM AND GENEROUS WITH HER! 138 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,542 SHE MAY BE WARM AND GENEROUS WITH YOU. 139 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,044 NOW, HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE WAITING FOR-- 140 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:22,548 TONIGHT'S FEATURE ATTRACTION, MISS NUDE NEBRASKA 1948. 141 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:26,552 LET'S PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR MISS AURA LEE! 142 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:29,555 [APPLAUSE] 143 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:34,060 [BURLESQUE MUSIC BEGINS] 144 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:34,060 [BURLESQUE MUSIC BEGINS] 145 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:42,568 KIND AND GENEROUS, AL? MORE LIKE STUPID AND STINGY. 146 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:44,070 GIVE ME 2 STINGERS AND A SCOTCH STRAIGHT UP. 147 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:46,072 WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE GUYS COME IN HERE FOR? 148 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,574 I KNOW, I SAW THE SIGN OUTSIDE. 149 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:52,578 IT SAID "BIG TITS," NOT "BIG TIPS." 150 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,081 [AL CHUCKLES] 151 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,050 AL, LOOK AT THIS GUY WHO JUST WALKED IN. 152 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,052 JESUS, IS HE HUGE! 153 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:01,554 WHICH GUY? 154 00:07:01,554 --> 00:07:03,055 WHICH GUY! HOW CAN YOU MISS HIM? 155 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:05,925 HE'S SO BIG, HE PROBABLY HAS HIS OWN ZIP CODE. 156 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:09,312 OH, YOU MEAN THE FULL-SIZE GUY. NOT YOUR TYPE, HUH? 157 00:07:09,312 --> 00:07:12,315 I DON'T EVEN THINK HE'S MY SPECIES. 158 00:07:12,315 --> 00:07:13,816 BUT HE'S ONE OF OUR BEST AND BRIGHTEST, 159 00:07:13,816 --> 00:07:14,817 SO BITE YOUR TONGUE AND GO TO WORK. 160 00:07:15,318 --> 00:07:17,320 WE TAKE CARE OF OUR CUSTOMERS, SWEETHEART. 161 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,821 OK, AL. 162 00:07:18,821 --> 00:07:18,821 OK, AL. 163 00:07:24,327 --> 00:07:26,329 SO, WHAT'LL IT BE? 164 00:07:26,329 --> 00:07:29,332 UH, I'LL HAVE A ROB ROY. 165 00:07:29,332 --> 00:07:29,332 UH, I'LL HAVE A ROB ROY. 166 00:07:33,336 --> 00:07:34,337 IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE? 167 00:07:34,837 --> 00:07:37,840 DATE TONIGHT... 168 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,342 AFTER YOU GET OFF WORK. 169 00:07:39,842 --> 00:07:43,846 NO PROBLEM ON THE DRINK, PAL, BUT NO WAY ON THE DATE. 170 00:07:43,846 --> 00:07:43,846 NO PROBLEM ON THE DRINK, PAL, BUT NO WAY ON THE DATE. 171 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:46,215 HEY! 172 00:07:46,215 --> 00:07:46,716 HEY! 173 00:07:48,217 --> 00:07:50,603 ARE YOU PLAYING HARD TO GET? 174 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:56,108 NO. JUST TRY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET. 175 00:07:56,108 --> 00:07:59,612 HEY, AL! ONE ROB ROY FOR THE FAT BOY. 176 00:08:00,112 --> 00:08:01,113 COMING UP, SWEETHEART. 177 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:01,614 COMING UP, SWEETHEART. 178 00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:25,137 LOOK, UM... 179 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,139 I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME, 180 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:30,142 BUT ME, YOU SEE, I'M THE KIND OF GUY... 181 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:33,646 I, UH--I JUST DON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. 182 00:08:34,146 --> 00:08:38,150 THEN HOW ABOUT NEVER? LIKE, NO WAY, NOT FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD. 183 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,152 THE THING IS... 184 00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,654 YOU MOVE ME, BABY. 185 00:08:42,154 --> 00:08:44,156 GET SERIOUS. 186 00:08:44,156 --> 00:08:46,158 ALLIED VAN LINES COULDN'T MOVE YOU. 187 00:08:46,158 --> 00:08:47,660 [CHUCKLES] 188 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,161 THAT'S OK. 189 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,163 MAKE A JOKE. 190 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:53,666 I KNOW I'M... 191 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,669 I'M A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT. 192 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:58,671 A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT. 193 00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:01,674 YEAH, AND HITLER'S A LITTLE ANTI-SEMITIC. 194 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:01,674 YEAH, AND HITLER'S A LITTLE ANTI-SEMITIC. 195 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,045 EISENHOWER'S A LITTLE BALD. 196 00:09:06,045 --> 00:09:07,930 AND THE POPE'S A LITTLE CATHOLIC. 197 00:09:07,930 --> 00:09:07,930 AND THE POPE'S A LITTLE CATHOLIC. 198 00:09:12,935 --> 00:09:14,937 HEY, COME ON. 199 00:09:14,937 --> 00:09:16,939 HEY... 200 00:09:16,939 --> 00:09:19,942 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABY? 201 00:09:19,942 --> 00:09:22,445 YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT. WE GOT A... 202 00:09:22,445 --> 00:09:25,948 SPECIAL CONNECTION BETWEEN US. 203 00:09:25,948 --> 00:09:25,948 SPECIAL CONNECTION BETWEEN US. 204 00:09:28,951 --> 00:09:30,453 WE'RE GONNA BE TOGETHER. 205 00:09:30,453 --> 00:09:30,453 WE'RE GONNA BE TOGETHER. 206 00:09:32,955 --> 00:09:33,956 IT'S DESTINY. 207 00:09:34,457 --> 00:09:34,457 IT'S DESTINY. 208 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:42,832 MADAME VORNA! 209 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:42,832 MADAME VORNA! 210 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,837 YOU'VE GOTTA TELL ME THAT THAT FAT, DISGUSTING CREEP, 211 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:49,839 HE'S NOT THE MAN I'M GOING TO MARRY. 212 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,841 OOH, YOU WERE RUDE TO HIM, WEREN'T YOU? 213 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:54,343 COME ON. TAKE IT EASY. SIT DOWN. 214 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:58,347 HE'S A PIG! AND HIS FACE... 215 00:09:58,347 --> 00:10:00,349 AND, OH, GOD, THE BREATH! 216 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:03,352 WHO'S THE REAL GUY? YOU GOTTA TELL ME. 217 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,354 THATISTHE REAL GUY. 218 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:07,356 HE'S THE ONE YOU WILL MARRY, THE LARGE MAN. 219 00:10:07,356 --> 00:10:09,859 I TOLD YOU. I SEE EVERYTHING. 220 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:12,862 HE IS THE ONE WHO WILL INHERIT THE FORTUNE AFTER YOU'RE MARRIED. 221 00:10:12,862 --> 00:10:16,365 BUT LISTEN, I TOLD YOU, SHORTLY AFTER YOU'RE MARRIED, 222 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:19,869 HE WILL DIE A VIOLENT DEATH. I TOLD YOU THAT. 223 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,872 BUT...DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 224 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,874 HAVE AN ANIMAL CRACKER. 225 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:28,761 EAT. TROTSKY SWEARS BY THEM. 226 00:10:28,761 --> 00:10:31,380 SALLY, I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN GO THROUGH WITH IT. 227 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:34,717 WHY NOT? MADAME VORNA'S BEEN RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE, HASN'T SHE? 228 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,219 YEAH, BUT THIS GUY IS JUST TOO GROTESQUE TO LOOK AT, 229 00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:41,474 LET ALONE DO IT WITH. JESUS, HE'D PROBABLY SMOTHER ME. 230 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,275 COME ON, WOULD YOU CHEER UP? 231 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:44,777 MARRY THE GUY! 232 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:47,229 I MEAN, DIDN'T VORNA SAY IT WAS GONNA BE A SHORT MARRIAGE? 233 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:49,565 [IMITATING VORNA] YES, MY DARLING. 234 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:52,568 SOON HE INHERITS THE MONEY, THEN HE DIES... 235 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:53,953 VIOLENTLY. 236 00:10:53,953 --> 00:10:56,706 MMM. DID SHE SAY HOW? 237 00:10:56,706 --> 00:10:58,708 SHE DIDN'T SAY EXACTLY. 238 00:10:58,708 --> 00:11:01,210 MAYBE HE'S, LIKE, UH... HIT BY A CAR, 239 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:02,628 YOU KNOW? LIKE, A HIT-AND-RUN DRIVER 240 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:04,997 COMES ALONG, SMASHES HIM, SPREADS HIM ALL ALONG THE ROAD. 241 00:11:04,997 --> 00:11:08,084 [BRAKES SCREECH] 242 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,919 HE IS SO BIG. 243 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:11,921 I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S HUGE. 244 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,423 IT WOULD TAKE, LIKE, A... 245 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,810 LIKE, A TRUCK, A BIG OLD MACK TRUCK 246 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:20,179 TO FLATTEN HIM. 247 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,098 I GOT BETTER. 248 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:25,601 I COULD SEE HIM SITTING AT A BIG OLD TABLE FULL OF FOOD, 249 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:27,603 JUST STUFFIN' HIS BIG OLD FAT FACE, 250 00:11:27,603 --> 00:11:30,990 AND THEN HE STARTS TO CHOKE ON A BIG OLD PIECE OF MEAT, 251 00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:34,410 AND HE STARTS GAGGING AND SPEWING FOOD, 252 00:11:34,910 --> 00:11:36,412 AND HIS EYES START TO BULGE OUT, 253 00:11:36,412 --> 00:11:39,415 AND THEY'RE WATERING, AND HIS VEINS ARE POPPING OUT-- 254 00:11:39,415 --> 00:11:41,917 [CHOKING] 255 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:41,917 [CHOKING] 256 00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:51,260 [LAUGHS] 257 00:11:51,260 --> 00:11:53,129 GO FOR IT, CATH. 258 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,431 YOU GOTTA GO FOR IT. 259 00:11:55,431 --> 00:11:58,217 [BURLESQUE MUSIC PLAYING] 260 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:58,217 [BURLESQUE MUSIC PLAYING] 261 00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,223 [AL TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 262 00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:04,640 [AL TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 263 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:16,902 SAY, NURSE, I THINK YOU'VE GOT A PATIENT. 264 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:16,902 SAY, NURSE, I THINK YOU'VE GOT A PATIENT. 265 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:26,462 HEY, BABY. 266 00:12:26,462 --> 00:12:27,880 WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE? 267 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,166 ARE YOU BUSY TONIGHT? 268 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,168 'CAUSE I WAS THINKING, IF YOU GOT OFF EARLY-- 269 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:35,137 I DON'T. 270 00:12:35,137 --> 00:12:38,591 HEY, BABY. GIVE ME A BREAK. WHAT NIGHT AIN'T YOU BUSY? 271 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,392 I'M BUSY EVERY NIGHT. 272 00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:41,811 YEAH. 273 00:12:41,811 --> 00:12:45,181 YOU'RE TOO BUSY FOR DINNER AND DANCING, 274 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,682 THE WORKS? 275 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:48,684 I DON'T THINK-- 276 00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:49,685 SHH! SHH! 277 00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:49,685 SHH! SHH! 278 00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:54,690 [WHISPERING] Do you feel that? 279 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:54,690 [WHISPERING] Do you feel that? 280 00:12:59,411 --> 00:13:00,746 COME ON. 281 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:00,746 COME ON. 282 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,367 OK. 283 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:05,367 OK. 284 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,505 OK. 285 00:13:09,505 --> 00:13:11,457 I'LL GET YOUR DRINK. 286 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,958 IT'S A ROB ROY, RIGHT? 287 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:14,960 RIGHT. 288 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,463 SAY, I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME. 289 00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,966 YOU'RE DATING MR. CHARLIE MARNO. 290 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:20,966 YOU'RE DATING MR. CHARLIE MARNO. 291 00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:25,271 AND I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 292 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:25,271 AND I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 293 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:50,579 CATHY, I LOVE CHINESE FOOD, 294 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,081 EXCEPT FOR ONE THING. 295 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:52,081 EXCEPT FOR ONE THING. 296 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,085 YOU FEEL LIKE EATING AGAIN 20 MINUTES LATER? 297 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,971 [SNORTS] 298 00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:01,473 [LAUGHING] 299 00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:01,974 [LAUGHING] 300 00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:06,846 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT? 301 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,348 [LATIN MUSIC PLAYING] 302 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:09,849 [LATIN MUSIC PLAYING] 303 00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,357 [CRUNCH] 304 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,859 OH! OH! 305 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:19,859 OH! OH! 306 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,364 ACTUALLY, I'M PRETTY LIGHT ON MY FEET. 307 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,366 YEAH. 308 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,868 I WISH YOU WERE LIGHT ONMYFEET. 309 00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:29,869 I'M SORRY? 310 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,871 I SAID YOU'RE SUCH A DELIGHT TO MEET. 311 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,873 THANK YOU. 312 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,874 HERE. I GOT IT. 313 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:35,374 HERE. I GOT IT. 314 00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:39,378 OK. 315 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,881 OK, WELL, I HAD-- I HAD A GREAT NIGHT. 316 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,883 YEAH, ME, TOO. 317 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,885 OK. OK. 318 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,386 OH, YEAH. 319 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:47,386 OH, YEAH. 320 00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:56,395 [LOCKS DOOR] 321 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:56,395 [LOCKS DOOR] 322 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:18,167 OH, I CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW, BABE. 323 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,668 WHY IS THAT, CHARLIE? 324 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,171 BECAUSE I GET BETTER-LOOKING EVERY DAY! 325 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:23,672 HA HA HA HA! 326 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:23,672 HA HA HA HA! 327 00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,179 OK. 328 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:32,564 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY NEW SUIT? 329 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,017 WELL, IT'S YOU. 330 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:39,021 YEAH! I JUST-- I SAW IT ON THE RACK, 331 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,823 AND IT JUST SAID... 332 00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:43,075 CHARLIE MARNO. 333 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,577 YOU REALLY KNOW ME, DON'T YOU, BABE? 334 00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:48,080 AND AFTER ONLY A COUPLE OF DATES. 335 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,581 IT'S WILD. 336 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:54,586 WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER. 337 00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,039 LOOK, I ONLY GOT-- 338 00:15:57,506 --> 00:16:00,009 I AIN'T GOT MUCH NOW, 339 00:16:00,009 --> 00:16:03,012 BUT I GOT GOOD PROSPECTS, 340 00:16:03,012 --> 00:16:04,296 AND I AM... 341 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:08,100 I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 342 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:08,100 I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 343 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,470 SO WILL YOU MARRY ME? 344 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:11,470 SO WILL YOU MARRY ME? 345 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,558 THAT'S AN AWFULLY BIG QUESTION, CHARLIE. 346 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,560 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT-- 347 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,612 YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. 348 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:23,399 BUT YOUR BACKGROUND, YOUR FAMILY. 349 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,402 WHAT IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN, 350 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,404 THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY? 351 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,407 I MEAN, IS THERE SOMEBODY THAT COULD HELP US OUT, 352 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,376 YOU KNOW, LIKE A BROTHER OR AN AUNT, 353 00:16:34,376 --> 00:16:36,879 SOMEBODY WHO'S RICH? 354 00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:38,380 RICH? 355 00:16:38,380 --> 00:16:38,380 RICH? 356 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:43,635 WELL...THERE'S JUST MY UNCLE. 357 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,504 HE OWNS A FACTORY. 358 00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:48,424 HE'S WORTH A LOT, ALOT, 359 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,926 BUT I AIN'T ASKIN' HIM FOR NOTHING. 360 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:54,313 HEY, I'M SURE YOU WON'T HAVE TO. 361 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:54,313 HEY, I'M SURE YOU WON'T HAVE TO. 362 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,018 YEAH, CHARLIE, I'LL MARRY YOU. 363 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,987 Minister: DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN, 364 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,355 CHARLIE MARNO, 365 00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:04,857 TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED HUSBAND 366 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,825 IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH, 367 00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:11,196 FOR RICHER AND POORER TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? 368 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:11,196 FOR RICHER AND POORER TILL DEATH DO YOU PART? 369 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:16,618 I DO... 370 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:17,619 TILL DEATH DO US PART. 371 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,339 CATHY. 372 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:23,342 COME ON, BABY. 373 00:17:23,342 --> 00:17:25,844 WHAT'S TAKING YOU, SWEETHEART? COME ON. 374 00:17:25,844 --> 00:17:26,845 [PLAYING CHEEK TO CHEEK] 375 00:17:26,845 --> 00:17:26,845 [PLAYING CHEEK TO CHEEK] 376 00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:30,849 START WITHOUT ME. 377 00:17:30,849 --> 00:17:33,052 YEAH, WELL, I MAY HAVE TO. 378 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,938 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN HOLD OUT. 379 00:17:35,938 --> 00:17:37,222 COME ON, BABY. 380 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:42,895 ♪♪ AND MY HEART BEATS SO THAT I CAN HARDLY SPEAK ♪♪ 381 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:48,901 ♪♪ AND I SEEM TO FIND THE HAPPINESS I SEEK ♪♪ 382 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:55,407 ♪♪ WHEN WE'RE OUT TOGETHER, DANCING CHEEK TO CHEEK ♪♪ 383 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,910 ♪♪ HEAVEN ♪♪ 384 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,913 ♪♪ I'M IN HEAVEN ♪♪ 385 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:06,885 ♪ ♪♪ AND THE CARES THAT HUNG AROUND ME THROUGH THE WEEK ♪ 386 00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:12,891 ♪♪ SEEM TO VANISH LIKE A GAMBLER'S LUCKY STREAK ♪♪ 387 00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:19,398 ♪♪ WHEN WE'RE OUT TOGETHER, DANCING CHEEK TO CHEEK ♪♪ 388 00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,400 ♪♪ HEAVEN ♪♪ 389 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:24,403 ♪♪ I'M IN HEAVEN ♪♪ 390 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:30,909 ♪ ♪♪ AND THE CARES THAT HUNG AROUND ME THROUGH THE WEEK ♪ 391 00:18:30,909 --> 00:18:32,778 [SNAP SNAP] ♪♪ SEEM TO VANISH ♪♪ 392 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:36,198 [SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY] YEAH? 393 00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,167 [INDISTINCT] 394 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,119 [MUFFLED] YOU MISSED A SPOT. 395 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,955 [RESTARTS VACUUM] 396 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,958 ♪♪ OH, I LOVE TO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN ♪♪ 397 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,293 ♪♪ AND TO REACH THE HIGHEST PEAK ♪♪ 398 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,294 HOW ARE YOUR CORN FLAKES? 399 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:50,295 GREAT, HONEY. 400 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,797 HAM AND EGGS? GREAT, HONEY. 401 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,298 ALL RIGHT. HERE'S YOUR DESSERT. 402 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,300 AW, GEE. 403 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:57,803 I LOVE MARRIED LIFE. 404 00:18:57,803 --> 00:19:00,189 IT'S RICH, ISN'T IT? 405 00:19:00,189 --> 00:19:03,976 ♪♪ BUT I DON'T ENJOY IT HALF AS MUCH ♪♪ 406 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,477 ♪♪ AS DANCING CHEEK TO CHEEK ♪♪ 407 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,479 HONEY, DON'T FORGET MY B.V.D.s 408 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,481 ♪♪ DANCE WITH ME ♪♪ [SPUTTERS] 409 00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,985 ♪♪ I WANT MY ARM ABOUT YOU ♪♪ 410 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,404 ♪ ♪♪ THE CHARM ABOUT YOU ♪ 411 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,490 ♪♪ WILL CARRY ME THROUGH ♪♪ 412 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:20,492 ♪♪ TO HEAVEN ♪♪ 413 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,244 [SCRATCH] 414 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,579 I HAVE A HEADACHE. 415 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:27,082 AGAIN? OH, WILL YOU FORGET THAT ASPIRIN? 416 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,584 LET ME GIVE YOU A DOSE 417 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,086 OF EXTRA-STRENGTH CHARLIE MARNO. 418 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:34,089 CHARLIE, COME ON! 419 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,591 [SIRENS IN DISTANCE] 420 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:35,591 [SIRENS IN DISTANCE] 421 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:40,596 SAY, CHARLIE? 422 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:41,597 WHAT? 423 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,098 HAVE YOU HEARD FROM YOUR UNCLE, 424 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:46,101 YOU KNOW, THE RICH ONE WITH THE FACTORY? 425 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:49,071 NAH. WHY WOULD I HEAR FROM HIM? 426 00:19:49,071 --> 00:19:51,073 HE'S OUT WEST WITH HIS FAMILY. 427 00:19:51,073 --> 00:19:51,073 HE'S OUT WEST WITH HIS FAMILY. 428 00:19:54,576 --> 00:19:57,579 FAMILY? GOD DAMN IT, CHARLIE! 429 00:19:57,579 --> 00:19:59,698 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME HE HAD FAMILY? 430 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,782 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 431 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,367 BIG DEAL? ARE YOU NUTS? 432 00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,869 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN' MIND? 433 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,871 ARE YOU CRAZY? "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?" 434 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,873 IT'S ONLY MY GODDAMN, FUCKIN' FUTURE, THAT'S ALL! 435 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,374 SHIT! 436 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:09,374 SHIT! 437 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,962 I'VE SPENT 3 MONTHS WITH THIS SLOB BECAUSE OF YOU! 438 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:17,216 IT'S INSANE. IT'S CRAZY! 439 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,517 HE WON'T INHERIT ANY MONEY. 440 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:21,019 HE'S JUST A FAT, PENNILESS PIG! 441 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,020 THAT'S ALL HE'LL EVER BE! 442 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:22,521 THAT'S ALL HE'LL EVER BE! 443 00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:30,028 SO, THE HONEYMOON IS OVER? WHEW! 444 00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,231 YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 445 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,232 I'M THROUGH WITH BOTH OF YOU! 446 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,235 I'M NOT WASTING ANY MORE OF MY TIME OR MY MONEY! 447 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,237 I'M FINISHED! DONE! IT'S OVER! 448 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:41,240 YOU'RE JUST A JERK! A PHONY! 449 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,209 JUST STUPID! YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S GARBAGE. 450 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:45,711 JUST GARBAGE! 451 00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:47,212 HE WILL INHERIT THE MONEY... 452 00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:51,717 AND THEN HE WILL DIE. VORNA IS RIGHT. 453 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:55,003 VORNA IS ALWAYS RIGHT. 454 00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:55,003 VORNA IS ALWAYS RIGHT. 455 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:06,014 HOLD IT! CAMERAS, COME ON! 456 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,316 QUIET, EVERYONE. PLEASE, QUIET. 457 00:21:07,316 --> 00:21:09,184 YOUNG LADY, CONGRATULATIONS. 458 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,936 FOR WHAT? 459 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:14,439 YOU ARE THE HUDSON AUTOMAT CHAIN'S ONE MILLIONTH CUSTOMER! 460 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:15,941 WHAT IS YOUR NAME, PLEASE? 461 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,660 MRS. CATHY MARNO. WHAT'S GOING ON? 462 00:21:18,660 --> 00:21:20,529 MRS. MARNO, JUST A MOMENT. 463 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,531 I'M WRITING YOUR NAME ON THIS CHECK HERE. 464 00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,032 MRS. CATHY MARNO. 465 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,035 THE HUDSON AUTOMAT CHAIN TAKES GREAT PLEASURE 466 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,371 IN PRESENTING YOU, OUR ONE MILLIONTH CUSTOMER, 467 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,957 WITH A CHECK FOR $1 MILLION! 468 00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:32,207 WITH A CHECK FOR $1 MILLION! 469 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,463 ANYTHING TO SAY NOW THAT YOU HIT IT BIG? 470 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:40,766 MADAME VORNA'S A DUMB BITCH. 471 00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,801 WHAT? 472 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:46,388 UH, IT'S A THRILL TO BE RICH. 473 00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:47,773 YOU'RE MARRIED. 474 00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:48,640 WHAT'S YOUR HUSBAND GOING TO SAY 475 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,891 ABOUT THIS COOL MILLION? 476 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:53,395 I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME AND TELL HIM ALL ABOUT IT. 477 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,030 I WON A MILLION DOLLARS! 478 00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:55,030 I WON A MILLION DOLLARS! 479 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:03,071 CATHY, IS THAT YOU? 480 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,073 [HUMMING] 481 00:22:05,073 --> 00:22:09,461 YES, IT IS, YOU FAT, DISGUSTING SLOB. 482 00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:12,381 ♪♪ LA DA DA TA ♪♪ 483 00:22:12,381 --> 00:22:14,666 [HUMMING] 484 00:22:14,666 --> 00:22:17,552 ♪♪ I'M OUT OF HERE ♪♪ 485 00:22:17,552 --> 00:22:20,806 [TEA KETTLE WHISTLING] HA HA HA! 486 00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:22,641 MADAME VORNA WAS WRONG. 487 00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:25,010 I GOT THE MONEY, AND YOU DIDN'T. 488 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:29,348 I'VE HAD MY LAST DOSE OF CHARLIE MARNO. 489 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,600 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 490 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,402 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU, YOU CREEP! 491 00:22:33,402 --> 00:22:36,772 I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE. I'M MOVING OUT! 492 00:22:37,105 --> 00:22:41,360 NO MORE SMELLING THAT STINKING SEWER YOU CALL A BODY! 493 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,694 I'M OUT OF HERE. 494 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,696 THANKS FOR 3 MONTHS OF NAUSEA. 495 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,448 NO, NO. 496 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:49,251 KEEP YOUR DAMN CLOTHES! 497 00:22:49,251 --> 00:22:51,119 I'D NEVER GET YOUR PUTRID ODOR OUT OF THEM ANYWAY. 498 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,539 I'VE GOT PLENTY NOW. SEE? PLENTY. 499 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:56,541 PLENTY, PLENTY, PLENTY. 500 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,794 I'LL JUST BUY NEW STUFF. GOOD-BYE. 501 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,596 CATHY, CATHY. 502 00:23:01,596 --> 00:23:04,099 YOU CAN'T JUST... WALK OUT ON ME. 503 00:23:04,599 --> 00:23:06,468 WE LOVE EACH OTHER. 504 00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:06,468 WE LOVE EACH OTHER. 505 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,724 I LOATHE YOU, CHARLIE. 506 00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:15,227 EVERY DAY WITH YOU WAS LIKE AN ETERNITY IN HELL. 507 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,195 SHH! 508 00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:18,697 DO YOU FEEL IT? 509 00:23:19,197 --> 00:23:20,699 SHH! 510 00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,701 DO YOU FEEL IT? 511 00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:24,202 I DON'T FEEL IT, CHARLIE. 512 00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:25,203 I NEVER FELT IT! 513 00:23:25,203 --> 00:23:27,572 GET YOUR GRUBBY MITTS OFF OF ME! 514 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,040 LET ME GO. 515 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:29,541 LET ME GO. 516 00:23:38,216 --> 00:23:40,719 YOU WANT SOME ADVICE, CHARLIE? 517 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:43,722 EAT A SALAD ONCE IN A WHILE... 518 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:46,558 AND TAKE A BATH! 519 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:46,558 AND TAKE A BATH! 520 00:23:51,813 --> 00:23:56,067 CATHY... ONE LAST THING. 521 00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:57,736 WHAT? 522 00:23:57,736 --> 00:24:00,155 IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU... 523 00:24:00,155 --> 00:24:00,155 IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU... 524 00:24:02,657 --> 00:24:04,659 THEN NOBODY CAN. 525 00:24:04,659 --> 00:24:07,162 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, CHARLIE. 526 00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:07,162 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, CHARLIE. 527 00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:10,332 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 528 00:24:10,332 --> 00:24:10,832 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 529 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:17,422 JUST TAKE IT EASY. 530 00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:17,422 JUST TAKE IT EASY. 531 00:24:21,843 --> 00:24:23,345 IT'S OK. 532 00:24:23,345 --> 00:24:25,714 JUST PUT THE KNIFE DOWN. 533 00:24:25,714 --> 00:24:25,714 JUST PUT THE KNIFE DOWN. 534 00:24:27,182 --> 00:24:31,186 CHARLIE, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN NOW. 535 00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:31,436 CHARLIE, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN NOW. 536 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:33,722 OK. 537 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:33,722 OK. 538 00:24:36,608 --> 00:24:37,976 CHARLIE, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN! 539 00:24:37,976 --> 00:24:37,976 CHARLIE, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN! 540 00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:43,114 CHARLIE, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN. 541 00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:43,114 CHARLIE, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN. 542 00:24:45,534 --> 00:24:48,403 OK. YEAH, THAT'S IT. 543 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:48,403 OK. YEAH, THAT'S IT. 544 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,163 IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NOBODY CAN. 545 00:24:58,163 --> 00:25:01,967 IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, 546 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:03,468 NOBODY CAN! 547 00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:06,471 IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, 548 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:10,475 NO...BODY...CAN! 549 00:25:10,475 --> 00:25:12,477 IF I... 550 00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:14,980 [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY] 551 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:15,480 [SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY] 552 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:22,988 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 553 00:25:22,988 --> 00:25:22,988 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 554 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,859 Man: CATHY FINCH WAS A LONELY GIRL 555 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,362 WHO WANTED MONEY AND LOVE, AND FOUND CHARLIE MARNO. 556 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:31,863 SHE MARRIED HIM, 557 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:35,367 FOR SHE HEARD HE WOULD INHERIT A FORTUNE AND THEN DIE. 558 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:37,869 CHARLIE MARNODIDINHERIT A FORTUNE-- 559 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,372 FROM CATHY FINCH, AFTER HE MURDERED HER. 560 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:43,625 THIS IS ERNIE KEPROS, LIVE AT THE STATE PENITENTIARY, 561 00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,460 WHERE THE PRIEST HAS GIVEN THE LAST RITES 562 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,462 AND CHARLIE HAS EATEN HIS LAST MEAL, 563 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:49,464 WHICH, WE UNDERSTAND, IS THE LARGEST 564 00:25:49,464 --> 00:25:51,466 ANY DEATH-ROW PRISONER HAS EVER HAD. 565 00:25:51,466 --> 00:25:54,352 THEY'RE ABOUT TO CLOSE THE BLINDS. 566 00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:56,888 [ELECTRICITY] 567 00:25:56,888 --> 00:26:01,109 THAT WAS-- THAT WAS SOMETHING... 568 00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:03,612 A VIOLENT END FOR A VIOLENT MAN. 569 00:26:03,612 --> 00:26:07,616 I'M ERNIE KEPROS, LIVE AT THE STATE PENITENTIARY, 570 00:26:07,616 --> 00:26:09,618 WHERE THE PRIEST HAS GIVEN THE FINAL RITES 571 00:26:10,118 --> 00:26:12,621 AND CHARLIE HAS EATEN HIS LAST MEAL. 572 00:26:12,621 --> 00:26:14,122 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 573 00:26:14,122 --> 00:26:15,123 Vorna: THE DOOR IS OPEN. 574 00:26:15,624 --> 00:26:15,624 Vorna: THE DOOR IS OPEN. 575 00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:27,636 ARE YOU... MADAME VORNA? 576 00:26:27,636 --> 00:26:29,137 YES, DARLING. 577 00:26:29,137 --> 00:26:32,641 I HEARD YOU CAN TELL THE FUTURE. 578 00:26:32,641 --> 00:26:35,644 SHE HEARD CORRECTLY, DIDN'T SHE, TROTSKY? 579 00:26:35,644 --> 00:26:37,145 [RUFF] 580 00:26:37,145 --> 00:26:37,145 [RUFF] 581 00:26:39,648 --> 00:26:41,650 THE FEE IS $2O. 582 00:26:41,650 --> 00:26:44,152 PAY IN ADVANCE. 583 00:26:44,152 --> 00:26:44,152 PAY IN ADVANCE. 584 00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:49,107 Crypt Keeper: POOR CATHY. 585 00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,110 SHE DID BUY THE BIG ONE, 586 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:55,113 AND THAT CHARLIE, WHAT A CUT-UP. 587 00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:58,617 STILL, HE WASN'T SAD IN THE END. 588 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:02,621 YOU SEE, WHEN CHARLIE GOT HIS JUST DESSERTS, 589 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,123 HE REQUESTED SECONDS! 590 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,625 [CHUCKLES] 591 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:10,128 AND NOW I PREDICT THE FUTURE. 592 00:27:10,128 --> 00:27:13,632 NEXT WEEK, YOU'LL BE IN THE SAME TIME, 593 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:17,135 SAME PLACE, SAME STATION 594 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:21,139 FOR ANOTHER HIDEOUS, HATEFUL HALL OF HORROR. 595 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:21,139 FOR ANOTHER HIDEOUS, HATEFUL HALL OF HORROR. 596 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:26,411 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS. 597 00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:29,180 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 598 00:27:29,681 --> 00:27:29,681 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.